A piece of cardboard told me this: 

Almost a good hand. An impulsive nature, and a “warm” temper, together with hasty judgement, are the factors that mean mischief unless held in check. You are, however, destined to succeed both in earlier and later life. There is a time in middle life when things may get a twist; so be on the lookout. You will marry twice, but the second marriage is not so well marked for you. Do not trust to friends too much, and be careful of the use of liquors. Your lifeline is fairly defined, and you ought to be reasonably happy.

I don’t have a plan, just an unhealthy attraction to the word widget. I blame Guinness cans.